Covert canine feature addressed by local four-legged critters

November 30, 2018
By Marcy Shortuse

To the Editor:
From one morbidly obese canine to another:
I believe I speak for all my compatriots at the 7th Street dog park when I say we are delighted to know our canine needs will be met by the good people of The Gasparilla Inn as they decide on our new surrounds. Please tell them we will be happy wherever we are – although our owners have opined that the area across from the Pink Elephant would assure easy access to libations. Perhaps a tasteful wine- and-cheese truck could be set up? Anyway, any place is fine with us. We so appreciate your tenacity (and generous spirit) as you keep your nose to the ground.
–The dogs of Boca Grande